Olympic hopeful

I has been inspired by the Olympic torch relay, that I witnessed last month to do a bit of Olympian training myself.

On your marks...

Not for running up and down the street applauded by hoards of admiring spectators - I do that every day. No, this is for two new categories of Olympic competition, strictly for us canines, namely; frisbee and hydroplaning.

Got it!

Now, regular bloggettes will know that the Hydroplane and the HoverCraft are my favourite toys (and human friend's too, cos they've lasted so long - at least a whole year - and are, therefore, 'value for money'). So I've had lots of training and am definitely Gold material.

Hovercraft

Suffice to say, I has been training hard all year for these events and can honestly say, paw on heart, that I am the best I have ever seen. Well, OK. I haven't actually seen any of my other four-legged friends actually performing the same tricks, but that's just semantics.

 So listen up Lord Coe and co. I'm Olympic ready and panting for that gold medal. Bring it on!

Take me to the river...