I has been inspired by the
Olympic torch relay, that I witnessed last month to do a bit of Olympian training myself.
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| On your marks... |
Not for running up and down the street applauded by hoards of admiring
spectators - I do that every day. No, this is for two new categories of
Olympic competition, strictly for us canines, namely; frisbee and
hydroplaning.
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| Got it! |
Now, regular bloggettes will know that the
Hydroplane and the
HoverCraft are my favourite toys (and human friend's too, cos they've lasted so long - at least a whole year - and are, therefore, '
value for money'). So I've had lots of training and am definitely Gold material.
Suffice to say, I has been training hard all year for these events and can honestly say, paw on heart, that I am the best I have ever seen. Well, OK. I haven't actually seen any of my other four-legged friends actually performing the same tricks, but that's just semantics.
So listen up Lord Coe and co. I'm Olympic ready and panting for that gold medal. Bring it on!
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| Take me to the river... |